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Indiana Jones movie upsets communists

Members of the Nazi party and Knights Templar were unavailable for comment.

Also the Temple of Doom (reformed) asked for patience and understanding. “We’re past that whole ripping out the heart and burning people alive thing.” said Mola Ram III, grandson of the former cult leader. “It’s the 21st century. Maybe we owe Dr. Jones some thanks for helping us into the modern age.”

~ by Sean on May 25, 2008.